Political Humor - Just for Laughs

The prescription pill union members really need:

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Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.
Bathroom wall, The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO
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Click for a Humorous Reminder of why we have Unions
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Subject: Beer - Click here for beer wisdom
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"Real" advice and quips from famous people:

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself  “Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.”
 - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)

I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered.  But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: “No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.”
 - Eleanor Roosevelt

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen.  I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.
 - Mark Twain

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
 - George Burns

Santa Claus has the right idea.  Visit people only once a year.
 - Victor Borge

Be careful about reading health books.  You may die of a misprint.
 - Mark Twain

By all means, marry.  If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
 - Socrates

I was married by a judge.  I should have asked for a jury.
 - Groucho Marx

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech.  Every now and then she stops to breathe.
 - Jimmy Durante

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
 - Zsa Gabor

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
 - Alex Levine

Money can't buy you happiness … but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
 - Spike Milligan

I am opposed to millionaires..  But it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
 - Mark Twain

I don't feel old.  I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
 - Bob Hope

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
 - W.C.  Fields

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
 - Will Rogers

Don't worry about avoiding temptation.  .  As you grow older, it will avoid you.
 - Winston Churchill
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The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.
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Click on link below for:
AFSCME - We Work For You (humorous satire, adult language)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3mw49mk_x0